stupid nigger monkey faggot

A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots
You better run, stupid nigger monkey faggot.
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Jizz bomber

Somebody who nuts a week’s worth of cum inside a balloon, ties it up, and drops it on top of somebody passing by, covering them in your kids
Man 1: Ah Jeez! Who dropped all this jizz on me?
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!
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Cum Thief

When a girl sneaks into your room at night and sucks all the cum outta you to strengthen her superpowers
Fuck! My balls are flat, I’ve been got by a cum thief!
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