Definitions by I steal glasses from blind kid

Cum Thief 

When a girl sneaks into your room at night and sucks all the cum outta you to strengthen her superpowers

Fuck! My balls are flat, I’ve been got by a cum thief!

Cum Thief by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024

stupid nigger monkey faggot 

A blackie who is gay and stupid and jumps from tree to tree very monkey like, often steals from KFC and rapes young white ladies, they love to play basketball and tickle the nipples of stronger stupid nigger monkey faggots

You better run, stupid nigger monkey faggot.

stupid nigger monkey faggot by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024

Jizz bomber

Somebody who nuts a week’s worth of cum inside a balloon, ties it up, and drops it on top of somebody passing by, covering them in your kids

Man 1: Ah Jeez! Who dropped all this jizz on me?
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!

Jizz bomber by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024