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romeo and juliet 

A tragedy by William Shakespeare.

In the end, Romeo and Juliet both die.

HA SPOILED THE ENDING!

Teacher: Today we will start reading Romeo and Juliet.
Student: Oh, by the way, in the end, Romeo and Juliet die.
Teacher: I'll see you in detention boy!
Student: What the fuck?! They tell you in the fucking prologue!

romeo and juliet by I spoil endings March 7, 2004