All these fucking Chamonkeys keep saying Hafa Adai.
How can a Chamonkey say the mainland is dangerous. Motherfucker you have machete attacks twice a week.
All these Chamonkeys family trees built like a wreath.
How can a Chamonkey say the mainland is dangerous. Motherfucker you have machete attacks twice a week.
All these Chamonkeys family trees built like a wreath.
by I may not like niggers April 17, 2025
A person so dark they look purple. Must be from the Micronesian Island of Guam. Tends to start machete fights on the side of the road for any minor traffic inconvenience. Most often seen listening to generic pop songs or shitty island remixes of good original music that would've been better if left untouched. They tend to run in packs of two or three and have an unfashionable fanny pack across their chest. Owns a 4runner that their cousin gave to them after a series of sexual encounters.
by I may not like niggers May 13, 2025