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Boston

A relatively unknown port in England known for its intolerance of ethnic minorities and homosexual behaviour. The town is largely populated by bearded, ale drinking dock workers who consume nothing but steak pies. Lynchings are common, as are sacrificial burnings of suspected homosexual dwellings. Vegetables were also outlawed in the town and surrounding area in 2005. It has been estimated that the lowest aged resident was born in 1902.

That geezer looks a bit backward, reckon he's from Boston?

by I like pies May 2, 2009