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Tomato Sex

Sexual intercourse that occurs after a long day in the sun. Both parties typically resemble tomatoes due to the burnt, swollen nature of their skin.
"After a long day at the beach Jenny and I went home to have tomato sex, we could barely move because of the burns."
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