Definitions by I eat dog food

Ashley 

An ashley is the most wonderful person you’ll ever meet. She is very kind and loves to be around people she’s comfortable with. She is sometimes shy, but to people she doesn’t really talk to compared to her friends. She is very intelligent, kind, passionate, and will take your breath away. You will always wanna meet an Ashley, and if you do meet her, never let go.

“ Wow, did you see that girl in class today?”

“ Yea, her name is Ashley. She took my breath away.”

Ashley by I eat dog food May 31, 2019

Big bird

The fat ass bird that will knock down your door if you talk smack about his gay friend Elmo

WE GOT BIG BIRD ON 93RD STREET KNOCKING DOWN DOORS FOR ELMO AGAIN

Big bird by I eat dog food May 31, 2019

Cheerio 

He is a loving hamster and a funny companion

Aw, Cheerio is so cute today!

Cheerio by I eat dog food February 10, 2019