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A large guy with a pudgy stomach, loves fishing, guns and axes. Somehow a soft floof ball at the same time. A good listener who won't hesitate to throw hands for those he loves. Will deny any physical affection towards them, but actually loves pats and cuddles. Also probably purrs like a cat. A̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶i̶g̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶.̶
Paride went to the woods, he's probably gone hunting to using a pipe bomb.
by I do not know how June 17, 2022
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