Colombian Fingertrap

As someone is about to fart, plug their asshole with your finger, as instinct they will clench; thus leaving your finger in a stinky, Colombian Fingertrap.

Works best after eating colombian food For colombian farts
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Wisconsin Turkey

Tying your partner up on a table and putting turkey stuffing inside, fucking them and nutting in the turkey to mix it all up. Oil them up, best with green bay butter and eat it out of them.
Friend: “ hey bro what you doin for thanksgiving
You: “ nothing much, just me and my girl having some Wisconsin turkey”
Friend: “that sounds good, what’s Wisconsin turkey?”
You: “ come over and have a taste”
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Roman Toothpaste

Nutting in Someone’s mouth and peeing in it after. Recreating how the romans cleaned their teeth.
bro me and my girl just made some roman toothpaste
by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025
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