I can't HANDLE this! Mwahaha!'s definitions

Baheej

The name of an absolute player. He's a gentleman and he will smash your mom. He's unnaturally obsessed with your mom in particular.

If you ever find a Baheej, keep your mom as far away as possible. If they lay eyes upon your mom, it's too late. She's already been smashed.

Baheej: Ay bro, I smashed Joe hehe
Me: Who's Joe?
Baheej: Joe Mama

by I can't HANDLE this! Mwahaha! November 22, 2021

Hoe Tao

The name for the Genshin impact character, Hu Tao, after losing the 50/50 on her banner.

Person 1: Man, Hoe Tao didn't come home with me, looks like I'm never gonna get her.

Person 2: Hoe Tao? Trivago.

by I can't HANDLE this! Mwahaha! March 8, 2021