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an epically cool person who everyone loves soooooooo much. She is super Christian and always calls herself a Jesus freak even though some of the idiots in her grade think it's weird. She likes to be alone and gets sick of people sometimes but has a million friends anyway who come to her for EVERYTHING which actually gets quite annoying sometimes because she's super smart but she doesn't actually know EVERYTHING. OH and she luvs Nora because Nora is awesome and just like her :)
Hay, see her?

Yeah...

"That's my BESTIE Alana!

I thought I was her bestie...

YAYA! WE BOTH ARE!!! :D :D :D :D

You're all wrong... Nora is her bestie...

Nora Alana amazing jesus freak smartie
by I am not a mormon June 24, 2011
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