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cole shuler

The act of urinating on someone, named after Cole Shuler, also known as the "High School R. Kelly" and "He who requires tweezers to find his penis".

If you put anything within two feet of Cole Shuler's mouth, he'll either try to suck it or smoke it.

by I Don't Piss On People June 4, 2004