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LeeAna is one in a universe. No really, there is only one. She’s a rose amongst weeds. A lightning bolt among thunder. When she walks into the room, time stops. She plants seeds wherever she goes, in your mind, heart and soul. If you’re lucky enough to be someone she holds dear, she will fight to the death for you. Regardless she is always kind. In a past life she was an Egyptian Queen, so she answers to NOONE. Yet treats everyone with respect as an honorable Queen of the people would. You may fear her wrath, and rightfully so, but whatever she gives- is what you asked for. Beware of falling in love with LeeAna, you will never get over her. But she will bless you with love, so you can move forward as she only has one true soulmate. Connected by a red string, over space and time. LeeAna is magnetic for all living things: cats, dogs, bugs and powerful energy. She is highly psychic, and will steal your girl. Hide yo wife, hide yo kids, there she is, it’s HER!
Did you see how little f*cks LeeAna gives?
by I Can’t Read November 24, 2021
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