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Definitions by I’m no Gimpton

Sniper Shot 

When a male and female both feel the need to pee however there is only one toilet available, the woman sits down to pee whist the male aims for the small gap between the woman’s private area and the front of seat. It’s usually messy, however with practice, the perfect sniper shot can achieved.
Woman: I need to pee so bad!
Man: Me too! I can’t hold it!
Woman: I guess we are gonna have to sniper shot it then.
Man: I guess so. Good luck!
Woman: Aim well and please don’t spray me... much ;p
Gimpton is a British slang word used when attempting to insult ones intelligence. It can be used to replace words such as fool, stupid, idiot, retard, and shit for brains.
Arthur: Hello, Stuart. It’s very chilly today!

Stuart: No shit Arthur, you big gimpton!
Gimpton by I’m no Gimpton June 7, 2018