I’m a human's definitions

Rusty Dildo

A great underground rock band with 17 listeners per month

Person 1: what are you listening to?
Person 2: rusty dildos! Wanna hear the song?
Song: *GRUNTS*

by I’m a human May 24, 2022

alien vomit

sexy.

me: hey babe put on the alien suit and eat expired milk
someone: oh
me when alien vomit :heart eyes emoji:

by I’m a human September 25, 2021

qdfajxfujd

The act of being extremely bored during school so you type random things

Someone: qdfajxfujd
Their teacher: ...

by I’m a human February 7, 2020