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Definitions by I’m Gonna Scream!!!

Scranchid 

A sort of mash of the words “scummy” and “rancid.” Can be used to describe someone who is annoying and unpleasant.
You know Michelle?”
Oh my god, yes. She’s scranchid.”

Crusty white dog 

That dog all the rich families have. They are tiny, have curly white hair, and nasty crust around their eyes. This crust is actually dried tears and mucus (ew wtf.)

White girls can often be heard bragging about their “super cute and adorable dog” and in reality, it’s this mortifying, dried crust of a creature. This dog seems to never know when to die and will live for an unearthly amount of time.

These dogs are often named “Bella” or “Coco” and they are more officially known as Maltese Terriers.