1 definition by I'd tell you but probably be stalked and killed by any of the mentioned.
A field that is most likely green. And is one of the sketchiest locations known to man, woman, boy, girl, and home to every crackhead, punk-like druggie, old person, random group of kids that stand in a circle on a street corner staring anybody who looks normal passing by, dirty fat guys that sit on benches and tell every female that they smell good and he would love to show her a good time, pedefiles, necrophiliacs, pedephiliacs, serial killers ( no doubt down to middle school age), the combinations of everything above, and of course the charming small town look that attracts innocent vulnerable rich kids from nearby boarding schools. And everyone that lives here knows this.
"We went to Greenfield on Saturday because we were board, and found a little girl making out with a balding man on the DDR machine in the arcade."
"The old television program 'Scariest places on Earth' almost showed the season finale in Greenfield, but changed it to Neverland Ranch after realizing the extreme danger held in the small town."
"The old television program 'Scariest places on Earth' almost showed the season finale in Greenfield, but changed it to Neverland Ranch after realizing the extreme danger held in the small town."
by I'd tell you but probably be stalked and killed by any of the mentioned. October 3, 2006