Moschtitor

Indescribable ubiquitous fictional being, never seen and never found. It's often used to define undefinable and to answer questions which otherwise wouldn't have any other answer.

You can't find the other sock? Moschtitor took it.
You wonder why your head hurts? Moschtitor did that.
You don't remember last night's party? You were searching for moschtitor.

by Hughes AH-64 Apache January 02, 2024