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Definitions by Hugh Horace

Dutch Docking 

When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.

Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.

Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.

Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
Dutch Docking by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019

Wet Cockney Fiddler 

Being under the thumb of a girlfriend.
She’s bossing him around, he’s such a wet cockney fiddler.