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Patio Monkey

Derogatory term for a stereotypical fraternity douchebag.
You see Chad over there? Yeah the dude in the Sperrys. Why does he always look like he JUST walked off his dad's boat? That dude is such a patio monkey.

Patio Monkey

Derogatory term for a stereotypical fraternity douchebag.
You see Chad?? Yeah that dude over there in the Sperrys? Why does he always look like he JUST got off his dad's boat? That dude is such a patio monkey.