Definitions by HotyMcShawty

Route 7 porch swing

An old man that sits on his porch swing with a completely flaissed penis and a home style good ole country wife rimmie while rimming him with the most ransom booty juice to ever grace that old dirty basterd lips. Followed by one hefty load of old man baby juice

Me and my son passed a good ole route 7 porch swing while driving to drop my son off cat his moms (we’re divorced)

Route 7 porch swing by HotyMcShawty April 18, 2026

Route 7 fuck

A group of country kids at Route 7 quick stop buy candy cigarettes from the meth mead cashier and stick the candy cigarettes up each other’s ass hole while signing Hank Williams Jr while in the back have a freind rev bombing there dirtbike till it blows up

Hey I drove past rt7 quick stop today and seen a group up fuck tards performing a route 7 fuck.

Route 7 fuck by HotyMcShawty April 18, 2026