Pfhlægië

'Pfhlægië'

A term used to describe the negative emotional effects of thinking about almond milk.
Mostly used out of frustration when someone cannot stop thinking about how wrong almond milk is.
Jeremy; "Ugh, you do know almonds don't have any titties right?"
Arnaldo; "PFHLÆGIË GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!"
Jeremy; "How do they even milk almonds? It just isn't right.."
Arnaldo; "Aren't almonds nuts?"
Jeremy; "Yes, why?"
Arnaldo; "...Nevermind."
by Hot&Toasty March 23, 2023
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