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Sir William

When one would fist-fuck a girl forearm deep, on Christmas, and leave her laying on her bed hemorrhaging. Thus, leaving the possibility of hospitalization up to her parents, who may have been in the next room over.

Shit, you really Sir Williamed that girl to death last night. She bled like a stuck pig.

by Horny n' Houston June 14, 2009