Horace P. Manure's definitions

torch

To set fire to a small wad of toilet paper in the toilet bowl in a public or private bathroom, an attempt to mask the horrific odor after a bowel movement.

Taken from the act of torching an automobile to cover up the evidence or dead bodies inside.

I torched the bathroom at Taco Bell after binge drinking at the college football game and eating several bean burritos.

by Horace P. Manure September 25, 2009