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Definitions by HonkyKong

The Porcelain Gas Chamber

The unfortunate act of farting while lowering yourself onto the toilet, only to inhale your own chemical warfare before your ass even hits the seat. A self-inflicted war crime where you’re both the executioner and the prisoner.
“Bro, I went to take a shit and farted halfway down. By the time my ass hit the seat, I’d already sentenced myself to the Porcelain Gas Chamber.