1 definition by Honer simpsned
Frisps are not crisps, or they would be called crisps. Crisps are called crisps and crisps are crisps but frisps are called frisps so scientifically they are unable to be classified as crisps, as otherwise steven hawking, the founder of frisps, would have called them crisps. We asked him if they were crisps and he replied no and fucking died.
E.g "you are an absolute fucking oaf like retard if you even think about thinking that frisps are crisps"
by Honer simpsned March 27, 2019