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Crumpet cunt
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Sticking a buttery
biscuit
in
ur
cunt and leaving it there
till
it goes mushy
Oh wait r u
crumpet
cunting
to
Nick crompton
Crumpet cunt
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Holocaust 2
August 23, 2017