Hogey Carmichael's definitions
When you take an unbelievably unique or large dump, and snap a picture using your phone to prove it to the doubters.
"You should have seen it, it stretched the length of the bowl and disappeared downwards."
Girlfriend : "Yeh....not likely"
"Here, I I send you a shelfie."
Girlfriend : "Yeh....not likely"
"Here, I I send you a shelfie."
by Hogey Carmichael November 6, 2016
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