Definitions by Hog in the Machine

hog rot 

When you have an engorged and enflamed hog between your thighs that's tender to the touch. Might smell of cottage cheese and butane. Usually caused by multiple nights without a shower and unprotected sex. Enflamation and overencomberence.

Dude I got a bad case of hog rot, don't be mad if I'm slow to get up.

hog rot by Hog in the Machine July 17, 2023