Definitions by Hodge Bop

Vajungle

An unkempt lady garden that resembles more of a jungle than a nicely trimmed topiary bush. Getting to the desired location is a dangerous journey.

Mary: I can't believe how often I need a wax these days, Brian only likes it when it's tidy...

Brenda: Christ, I'm the opposite, mine's like a vajungle to keep Derek away from me...

Vajungle by Hodge Bop May 13, 2025

Social Tedia

An internet based form of boring communication that saps you of energy and loses you hours in time.

How's the revision going?
Not well, I've just lost 4 hours on social tedia...

"Hey, are you gonna to be much longer, we need to leave in 10 minutes?"
"I'll be down in a minute I wanna take a selfie and post where we're going...."
"Nooooo.... FFS stay off social tedia we'll never get out ...

Social Tedia by Hodge Bop May 31, 2022