2 definitions by Hobo Joe Bessinger

McCasky

A large load of shit, which is approximately the size and shape of a football. Typically feces and water overflow from the toilet. Side effects include bulging eyes, dizziness, numbness in both legs, profuse sweating, stretch marks, vomiting, abnormal hair growth, erectial disfunction, and a freshly ripped asshole. A McCasky is a death sentence for any public restroom.

Billy dropped a McCasky in the White Castle toilet.

by Hobo Joe Bessinger October 22, 2005

fuddy duddy

An old flaccid penis that is worn out from years of kinky sex and substance abuse.

While passing by his sister's bedroom, Therman overheard his grandfather yelling, "Awwwwww...yeaaah... just keep going you cunt. Suck my fuddy duddy until it's long, hard, and spewing out warm ice cream."

by Hobo Joe Bessinger December 27, 2007