Definitions by Hobo Destroyer

Alley Jerked 

Getting a hand job from a cheap hooker in an alley way. Usually behind the dumpster or outside the "EXIT" door of the building you're getting the hand job at.

"Dude I just got Alley Jerked behind that warehouse for only four dollars!"

Alley Jerked by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

Douche Joked

When you say a really funny joke quietly, where only one person hears it. Then the douche bag that heard it says it out loud and gets all the credit.

"Man I just got Douche Joked by Todd."

Douche Joked by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

Pitty Friend 

When you fell so sorry for someone (pitty them), usually an outcast, and you're friends with them, even if you don't like them. (You probably won't really like them anyway.)

"Hey he's not my friend, he's my Pitty Friend."

Pitty Friend by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

Going Down Clueless

When you (usually a guy) goes down on someone (usually a girl) for the first time and you don't really know what to do, but you refuse to ask for directions.

"Man I was with my girl last night and I totally went Going Down Clueless, but I managed"

Going Down Clueless by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009