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Definitions by Hmmm beans shouldn’t be there
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When a girl doesn’t want a
relationship
with you
but she lets you
eat her out
.
My man Jim
totally
got calzoned by that Italicization
chick he
met at
the party
.
Calzoned
by
Hmmm beans shouldn’t be there
August 26, 2019
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