Definitions by His Royal Hairiness

arse hankey 

n.: Toilet paper; Thin wadded plant fibre tissues for wiping oneself after a crap. Scented and balm-coated toilet papers more strongly fit this category than normal, unscented paper.

"We're gonna need more arse hankey; my bum caught a cold."

arse hankey by His Royal Hairiness January 20, 2014