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Chuck Norris 

chuck norris can speak braille.


when chuck norris gets into the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.


when god said, "let there be light!" chuck norris said, "say please"
chuck norris is kick ass!

Varsity Fan Club 

1. boy "band" group of unknown reject Abercrombie models who lip synch to songs.

2. Gay!
Girl 1: Have you heard of varsity fan club?

Girl 2: Who?