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tour whore

1. A female working on a touring show who seems to have no real stage or production skills. Usually does menial tasks and does little manual labor. Really gets paid to have relations with the male members of the show's crew.

2. A term used to call a female stageworker's skills into question. An insult directed at females on stage.
1. She was never good enough to work big shows when she was trying, but now that she's a tour whore she just stays on the bus and is in demand!

2. When she couldn't figure out how to tie a clove hitch, I called her a tour whore.
by his equestrian majesty July 24, 2006
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Vitamin J

noun

1. Jagermeister, Jager, easy slang spelling for Jägermeister

2. Infrequently used term for jism, jizz
1. Jägermeister is not a word everybody likes to spell, so some just call it Vitamin J.

2. I've never heard anybody call jism Vitamin J
by His Equestrian Majesty August 16, 2006
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