2 definitions by Hipster holocaust

Coffee bar

Coffee bar- the shit you take after having outrageous butt sex and now you can’t stop shitting. Kinda like the huge shit you take after drinking lots of coffee.

Met up with Mark last night, when I was done with him he let out coffee bar’s all morning.

by Hipster holocaust February 20, 2018

Yoga farts

When you are in yoga and everyone is farting it up.

Mark yoga farts like a ninja because there is no sound.

by Hipster holocaust February 27, 2018