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Brehendon

A Brehendon is a tall, lanky, giraffe like species that is known is frequent the planet we call Earth. A Brehendon is quietly confident and tends to excel at whatever hobby, craft or activity that grabs his attention. Although, a Brehendon may appear to have selective hearing, you should keep in mind that Brehendon's do value what you have to say. A Brehendon is able to sympathise and validate your emotions which enables any human to open up and seek refuge with this tall, lanky, giraffe like creature. Seeing a Brehendon is insanely rare as they only tend to show themselves to humans that seem worthy or are in need of a gentle nudge in the right direction. If you befriend a Brehendon, hold on tight, as a Brehendon can open your eyes to a universe of possibility.

Friend: "What in all hell is that? *Points to a tall shadow, which has seemed to magically appear out of nowhere*

Me: "It looks like a Brehendon!"

Friend: "A what?"

Me: "You know, a somewhat superior species, which frequently visits Earth to make those in need feel better"

Friend: "oh"

Me: "Let those emotion flow friend, this Brehendon is here to listen (selectively)"

by HippoMole December 17, 2018