1 definition by Hippo Poacher

Triphahn

An overly talkative male, who uses every opportunity to swear or tell you about his latest sexual conquest.

Also, is known to be sexually attracted to hippos.

Man, did you see that guy in the hot tub with that whale of a girl?

I know, he's a total Triphahn!

by Hippo Poacher December 17, 2009