Hilda Cuttyhunk's definitions

southern beard

unlike its northern countepart, the southern beard is generally hidden by underpants. the southern beard is generally referred to after sighting an unkempt, smelly individual whose commitment to personal hygiene is low.

'can you imaging how tatty the southern beard is if the northern one hasn't been trimmed, brushed or touched in 2 years'

by Hilda Cuttyhunk May 22, 2006