Highlyopinionated's definitions

jungle dick

Much larger than average penis attached to a black man. Might be their most important calling card. However, they cannot put it on their resume or, should I say, job application. They tend to be proud of it and use it for recreational purposes, though unwanted offspring who may never know them is often a by-product of this use.

"I swear. When you're at the gym, at least the white guys, and especially the Asians, wrap a towel around their waists when going from their lockers to the showers. But the black guys throw their towels over their shoulders. That way, their jungle dicks are on display."

by highlyopinionated May 20, 2013

ama

The way many black people begin sentences. It's short for "I'm going to."

"Ama kick yo' ass."
"Ama buy me a Cadillac wid some rims."
"Ama find me a new crib."

by highlyopinionated May 21, 2013