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alaskan thunderfuck

An intense, fast-paced, unforgiving experience of sexual intercourse. Side effects include, but are not limited to: stomach ache, headache, muscle contractions involuntary convulsions, partial paralaysis, or even death. The reciever of the alaskan thunderfuck may also experience bowel or vaginal disorders for 4-7 days. If said disorders last longer than this time period, a doctor or physician should be consulted.
Kim found herself in rehab after experiencing the Alaskan Thunderfuck.
by Heywoode Jablome April 30, 2006
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