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A term attributed to fast food employees who think they are hot shit, but are in fact nothing but a cold fart.
Your douchebag friend who works at McDonalds: "Hey bro I got swag"
You: You're 16, work at McDonald's, and you're failing every class.
McDonald's employee: But... I have swag...
You: You're 16, work at McDonald's, and you're failing every class.
McDonald's employee: But... I have swag...
by Hey Scotty, Jesus Man October 24, 2012
Get the Swagmug.