Hey Guy, I'm Greg.'s definitions

Eumee

A goddess of a being. Shows up in your dreams from time to time. One stare at her eyes will make you fall in a dark and desperate trench of love

Guy 1: Bro is that Eumee?
Guy 2: OH SHIT DON'T LOOK!
Guy 3: I MUST... S I M P!!!

by Hey Guy, I'm Greg. November 14, 2020

atellin

A good guy who's desparate for love that he makes his own definition just to give some meaning in his worthless fucking life.

Dan: Dude why you keep searchingvyour name on dictionaries bro?
Jerry: I'm just pullin' an atellin, shit's been rough lately.

by Hey Guy, I'm Greg. November 14, 2020