Herr der Qual's definitions

Ass Clown

One who has had their head firmly inserted in their rectum for such a duration of time that they have become high on methane and now think that they are in fact brilliant masterminds of the universe here to solve every problem. Scientific studies have yet to conclude whether breathing your own methane for too long causes permanent mental retardation.

You: Hey what are you doing with these boxes?
Ass clown: Hey don't touch those! They're getting recycled because the earth is green mmmmmmmmmkay!?
You: They're in the doorway ass clown, move 'em!

by Herr der Qual January 21, 2015