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An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.
I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)
by Henry G Darren June 26, 2021
Get the Breaking Social distancing guidelines mug.Blaming others and/or fabricating a lesson learnt as a way to either save face or cover up woeful strategy, tactics or messing up.
"The plan isn't working, you're using the wrong tools"
"If Mavis had listened we'd have done it. Anyway I got the data and know how it will be better next time"
"Stop pulling a fucking Jammi!"
"If Mavis had listened we'd have done it. Anyway I got the data and know how it will be better next time"
"Stop pulling a fucking Jammi!"
by Henry G Darren September 8, 2023
Get the Jammi mug.A euphemism for having an illicit extramarital affair as made famous by Matt Hancock on 25th June 2021
by Henry G Darren June 25, 2021
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