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Definitions by Hemi P

Sea Maggot 

Jetski owner, usually a sea doo with ask the decal packs added on.
Look at that sea doo rider flying through the no wake zone. What a sea maggot.
Sea Maggot by Hemi P May 17, 2025

Land Maggot 

Cyclist, usually on a road bike wearing lycra, hogging all of the road.
Look at that land maggot and its mates taking up the f*****g road. Soot the dog out!!!
Land Maggot by Hemi P May 17, 2025