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The definition of a person who starts the fight but then blames it on the other person, indicating that they have a pea-sized brain.
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: What do you want.
Person 1: Jeez, I just wanted to say hi
Person 2: Ok bye.
Person 1: Bye cranky
Person 2: bye brat

Person 1: bye idiot
Person 2: bye stupid
Person 1: bye cranny
Person 2: learn how to use grammar.
Person 3: on call with Person 1
Person 4: don’t get in the middle of this, they’re fighting
2 and 4 doubling up
1 and 3 doubling up
Person 2: quit sending our conversation to person 3.
Person 1: no.
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