taint clippings

The byproduct of clipping your taint with toenail clippers.
Friend 1: Do you store your taint clippings for the winter in a jar or a bag?

Friend 2: No, the government buys them off me for the use of top-secret jet fuel. They also only buy them if they're my uncle's or my dad's taint clippings.
by Hella Cool Guy April 24, 2025
mugGet the taint clippingsmug.

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