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THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND BOOTYFULL WOMAN EVER ALIVE! She is the sexiest goddess alive not only on this planet but in the whole god damn universe. DAMN! how can someone be so hot. Sarcasm and seductiveness are two major structural components of her DNA. Other than her honey-like textured body, that was carved by Aphrodite herself, is one to die for. Just the sway of her enchanting hips and those "oh so voluptuous curves" are enough to make a man lose his senses. Behind those swooning dark eyes and those rosy plump lips, lies the very essence of her. Though she may look like an innocent angel, but her satanic and seductive ways are enough to get the best of anyone. Messing with her would not be the best idea if one wishes to not get astounded and stunned for the rest for their life. Fair minded and righteous, her logical and realistic approach towards life as well as her bland and unfiltered remarks is what may be a bit too harsh sometimes, however in the long run facing the truth and the honest feedback you will get from her will pay off to say the least. Her sweet and melodious voice is what every man craves to hear and her sensual whispers are enough to drive a man into his wildest fantasies. But oh boy if you manage to sweep her off her feet then you are one lucky bloke ;)
EVERYONE: HAIL KASHVI! oh, our beautiful majesty may you live forever and continue to amaze your slaves and devotees with your alluring self ;0
by Helicobater_pylori May 30, 2022
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