Heinous Realist 's definitions

Nashville Lightsaber

Anal sex involving an analee (man or woman) who has eaten Nashville Hot Chicken nearly an entire digestive cycle before, and an analor who only realizes it upon pulling out his throbbing penis.

Analor: Dude, Jordan must have had Nashville Hot Chicken for lunch. I was in that butthole last night and my dick started hurting real bad. So I pulled out and it was on fire, all red and throbbing!

Analor's friend: Sounds like Jordan gave you a Nashville Lightsaber!

by Heinous Realist July 4, 2017